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Pretty Dead Things (2006)

Overview

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
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Richard Griffin profile
Richard Griffin

Director

Cast

Patrick Pitu profile
Patrick Pitu

Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff profile
William DeCoff

John Welles

Danielle Lozeau profile
Danielle Lozeau

Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton profile
Ashley Eaton

Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly profile
Ross Kelly

Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson profile
Alexandra Johnson

Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese profile
Salvatore Marchese

Mayor Bowden

Jason Witter  profile
Jason Witter

Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf profile
Jennifer Scharf

Keller

Donald Foley profile
Donald Foley

Moe Blu

Robert Jude Buco profile
Robert Jude Buco

Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney profile
Heather Cooney

Cheery Jogger

Patrick Pitu profile
Patrick Pitu

Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

William DeCoff profile
William DeCoff

John Welles

Danielle Lozeau profile
Danielle Lozeau

Jennifer Bond

Ashley Eaton profile
Ashley Eaton

Shelby St. Exxmin

Ross Kelly profile
Ross Kelly

Rex Van Horn

Alexandra Johnson profile
Alexandra Johnson

Female Stripper

Salvatore Marchese profile
Salvatore Marchese

Mayor Bowden

Jason Witter  profile
Jason Witter

Shane Starkweather

Jennifer Scharf profile
Jennifer Scharf

Keller

Donald Foley profile
Donald Foley

Moe Blu

Robert Jude Buco profile
Robert Jude Buco

Club Hell Janitor

Heather Cooney profile
Heather Cooney

Cheery Jogger

Extra

Release Date

October 26, 2006

Original Language

Budget

$22.00

Production Company

Scorpio Film Releasing logo

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